Quadrivial Quandary:  Logophiles, Rejoice!  Each day we give you four unusual words.  Can you fit them all in one illustrative sentence?
Quandary Resolution 3617
pug, escapade, pippin, ruck

My juggling act (I say "act," but escapade is probably nearer the truth) consisted of my keeping a whole ruck of unusual objects in the air, including a Peavey guitar amplifier; a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich with a bite taken out of 't; a Beatles "Abbey Road" LP; an organic pippin apple; a flaming torch; a tungsten bust of "Squiggy" from Laverne & Shirley; a live chainsaw; an ice sculpture of a tapir; my pet pug Joey Buttafuoco; an autographed 8x10 glossy of Barry White's ass; a watermelon; a marble; three raisins; a raw ostrich egg; and an alabaster cameo of MacCauley Culkin: seventeen objects I had to keep in the air simultaneously (and I did 't, too, for almost eleven  minutes, which was enough to get me in the Guinness Book of World Records for about a day).

 

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