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Quandary Resolution 4674
suborn, popliteal, kiln, ingress

With unbelieving gasps and lengthy, shrieking cries of distress, a global community of sun worshippers received the news that one of the contestants at the Hawaii Outdoor Tanning (HOT) tournament had been suborned by a sunscreen sponsor to spend an hour in a drying kiln, an infraction which forced his urgent ingress into a Honolulu hospital when he suffered third degree burns on his neglected unslathered popliteal region.

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