Sir Parlane MacFarlane stormed about the Cavern, shouting and roaring, his voice echoing back at him from the rock walls: "stupid, stupid bloody idiot, not fit to be the wrangler, oh why, oh why do I expect anything more – it's the wrong fucking plat, Jesus wept! we're in the wrong bloody Time and Place, even I can see that, God knows where we are, wrong! wrong! wrong! we're in fucking Melrose – oh shite, I swore I'd never come back here, it's where it all started to go wrong because of that Learmonth and bloody Doubleday, thinks he's so plummy but he's just a fucking serf, oh woe, woe, why did I trust him? it was only a case of taking these bloody hills back thirty years, God knows how far back he's taken us, and thousands of miles away to the wrong place – I dread to think of the fucking mayhem he's caused! it's Him, Him, I should just abandon him here – but he's the one who's supposed to work the bloody thing – how the fuck am I going to do it single handed? it takes two to operate the controls – I'm the bloody Captain, he's just the Mate, but the Mate's the one who does the fucking steering! where the Hell is he now?" and overcome by a wave of mono no aware that suddenly swept over him, he slumped down against a rock, part of the hidden door, cleverly designed by the Landscape Architect who had supervised the creation of this identical replica of the three famous hills, quite unaware that just a few metres away, on the outside, Dominic Doubleday was scraping frantically – and ineffectually – at the outside; dazed by his fall, he had struggled to his feet and then, unable to stand because he was concussed and kept falling down again, he had crawled up to the entrance, followed all the way by the drone, Eagle 2 and even now, he could hear, through the buzzing in his ears, the different sound approaching – the Quad Bike, with Tom and Milly and just above that – literally – the HEMS Helicopter which had just delivered an injured farm worker to the BGH; to the watchers in the Incident Room, it was a bit like seeing the Fifth Cavalry riding to the rescue!