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Quandary Resolution 8239
manumission, sumac, teleological, anthropogony, n.

And, while they were munching fresh Bagels and Lox from the Pinkus & Minkus deli in the village and enjoying the sweet and sour sumac-spiced dressing, and Teri was telling Crystal and Flora that the three journalists from New York, who had also been passengers in the Eildon Hills transport – and, who, in fact had been instrumental in tracking them down on Prince Edward Island and possibly contributed to the routing error that moved the Mountains to Melrose - had just launched a new local paper, The Melrose Monday Meshuggener: "it's a satirical scandal sheet, a cross between Private Eye and The Onion and it's selling like hot latkes," said Teri, neglecting to mention that she had been appointed as a Sub-Editor, and Jasmine as Undercover Reporter, to infiltrate and expose dodgy landlords and employers, suspect political groups masquerading as Literary Societies, Church Domino Groups, and Campanologists, in reality Climate-Change Deniers like the artfully and teleologically named Duns Dummies and Doubters, or the Swinton Switherers, who base their anropogony for the Origins of our Species on a simple misunderstanding of the word Begat in the King James Bible, confusing it with Create and believing therefore that everyone created after Adam and Eve was a Robot; but despite knowing none of this, Crystal and Flora were enthusiastic, hoping that it would swing public opinion against Sir Parlane MacFarlane and Dominic Doubleday, clarify their manumission from Modern Slavery and win them moral support for their devilishly deadly designs!

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